A Game

I shall teach you the rules to a game I played. To play properly school must be in session. I call this game “Mormons or Schoolboys?” You only need to be within earshot of the young gentlemen in question, listen to them for approximately 15 seconds and count how many expletives each spoken sentence contains. If the ratio is about 1:3 then they are Kiwi schoolboys. If the ratio is not quite so extreme, my guess is Mormons. This is what I get for living in a country where school uniforms are the norm.

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  1. RoseKatRoseApril 26, 2024 at 6:53 AM

    Not that they're lily-white with language but they just curse less. Haha!

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