Landed in Christchurch

It is demented to expect my body to make decisions after being pretzel twisted on a plane for 20 hours straight + an additional 1.5 for good measure after that. I may as well just count that as the missing Thursday the 18th that I never experienced due to flirting with the international dateline So, when confronted with the toothpaste aisle I almost had a meltdown. Flavor options: grape bubblegum, mango sorbet, peach iced tea, vanilla, and Wonka chocolate (which cost a whopping 2 extra NZ dollars). I picked coconut whip. I'll let you know if I live to regret this decision. My only remaining goal is to stay awake until at least 9pm, and then I get to sleep stretched out, which sounds like the most magical position in the world. I've seen a couple neat birds, and I'm really here in New Zealand. Grand!



The Dreaded Wonka Chocolate Toothpaste


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  1. Pam SislerJanuary 21, 2024 at 9:00 AM

    Grand indeed. So proud of your courage. Looking forward to more posts.

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